Things that are only good ideas when you’re drunk
We have all been there. You go out for a girl’s night and it ends up being the best night ever, or the worst night depending on how you look at it. What seemed like such amazing ideas that night you now look back on completely mortified. If it’s not you that you’re mortified for, it’s definitely you’re partner in crime. But hey, that’s what makes the morning hangovers so fun, laughing about it with friends the next day.
- Do the Thriller dance in public, not to the Thriller song of course, and on a stage. Yup.
- Befriend every girl in the washroom. Like, “hi let’s be best friends forever because you’re the coolest”. But actually look through your photos the next day thinking “who is this person in all of my photos?”
- Put your phone in your bra because it’s so much more convenient than having to always dig it out of your purse. How did I not lose it? OMG I’m the best.
- Listen to every girl you meet tell you about some douche bag guy and proclaim loudly “he does NOT deserve you, because you are the coolest chick ever. OMG let me hook you up with (insert random dude’s name here)”
- Walk around shoeless because damn heels hurt.
- Becoming best friends with your taxi driver. “Yes I will absolutely come over to meet your family one day and we’ll all live happily ever after”
- To call all of your friends at 5 am because hey, you aren’t ready for bed yet so they shouldn’t be either
- To spend half the night outside in the smoking area even though you don’t smoke because hey, this random group of people are my new best friends okay? We have everything in common. They GET me
- Always wind up in the DJ booth living out the dream. Why yes I will have 5 beers while playing Michael Jackson for this entire club thanks.
- Shawarma at 3 am. Who cares if you reek of garlic, so will everyone else right now, and anyways, you’re best friends with these new people so they won’t judge
Well, I’m off to have a glass of red.
hahah, well you nailed it. So true!
I’m super guilty of 2, 5, 6, and 10. This was a great list, and really brought back memories. Well done. I think I’m going to have a glass of white with you.
Tazhiana
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Enjoy your white! I’ll be over here with some red ?